Bandz A Make Her Dance = The New Someone Like You

"You say no to ratchet pussy, Juicy J can't!"

Not since Adele turned her heart inside out on "Someone Like You" has one song touched me as deeply as "Bandz A Make Her Dance". An era-defining meeting of minds between thought-giants Juicy J, Lil Wayne and 2 Chainz, the hip-hop crossover smash of 2012 examines gender roles from an unusually vulnerable place of love, honesty and respect. I love how the wordsmiths lay their emotions bare on this piece of modern-day poetry. They discuss the things that really matter - strippers, threesomes and recreational drugs - over the fattest beats captured on record this year. The perfect soundtrack for any night of debauchery is already top 30 in America and will hopefully make its way to Australia by the end of the summer. You know you want to be shouting "two holes on my fuckin' pole!" as much as I do! Watch the suitably classy video below.